I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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