so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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