check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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