Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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