Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She needs sedatives and a leash
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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