you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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