i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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