What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
two words: eviction party
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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