what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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