Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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