Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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