The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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