I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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