i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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