i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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