The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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