3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i think my cat just said my name.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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