Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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