I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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