Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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