she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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