Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
i've created a new STD.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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