I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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