I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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