Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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