i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
