Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Will you blow on my dice?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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