just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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