Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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