I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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