thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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