Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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