So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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