how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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