What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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