so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
