if you like me you must not know who I am
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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