turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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