Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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