i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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