I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize