I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Green mimosas i think yes
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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