their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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