so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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