There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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