My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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