Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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