I love black thongs
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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