doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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