Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
