i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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